Come on up and see me urchins. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Yarrrr! there be ony two ranks of leader amongst us pirates! Captain and if your really notorious then it’s Cap’n! Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all. The Code is more like guidelines, really. My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.